One of the most fascinating sports I’ve ever seen in my life is the sport of professional slapping. My first exposure to this wonderful art, travesty, or disaster (whatever you like) came when I first saw Charles White Jr’s slapping playlist on YouTube.

Ever since, I’ve watched the odd slap master episode with a mix of strange fascination and slap happy joy.

It is with that collection of feelings that I am pleased to introduce you to Slap Mania, a little game that I moseyed up to train those of you who seek the high points of slapping and the holy grail of the title of Slap Emperor.

You’ll find it here!

Feel free to let me know what you think and share it with your friends.

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